I'm the same age as...ranked

I've never done a ranked list. I generally like to be inclusive but what the hell...
  1. 1.
    Rebel Wilson
    This woman is a force to be reckoned with and I'm not one for reckoning so she gets #1 because I'm scared.
  2. 2.
    Laura Prepon
    As far as I can tell she's incapable of playing anyone who's not highly competent and badass. Also were both tall. Also in another life we might be besties.
  3. 3.
    Kristen Bell
    She loves sloths.
  4. 4.
    Ellie Kemper
    I love her in everything she does. I would let her in my crew...if I was cool enough to have one.
  5. 5.
    Ryan Gosling
    I feel cooler already.
  6. 6.
    Zooey Deschanel
    I think that I would be seriously tongue tied if I met her. I think she's so incredibly talented on many levels.
  7. 7.
    Channing Tatum
    Not my cup of tea. I don't prefer his movies. If I find out he is philanthropic I would consider giving him a 👍.
  8. 8.
    Jessica Simpson
    Anyone who acts dumb to get attention is the worst. WORST!
  9. 9.
    Kim Kardashian West
    I stand corrected- you can sink lower (in my book).
  10. 10.
    Michael Vick
    Damn. I'm wrong a lot. I know I should forgive him as he has done his time. But I can't. I won't.