Cool Non-awkward Things I Did Today: Friday Edition
- •Walked into a taxi stand carrying two dozen cupcakes and said, "Um, hello. I need to go somewhere."It was as if I had never taken a taxi in this town. Or any town, really.
- •Smelled a tub of hummus gone bad.Our intern said, "Something in our fridge smells funky." I said, "What the hell's in there?" She said, "Nothing!" She was wrong. There was water, sparkling water and hummus that smelled like a rotting carcass.
- •Decided with fiancé to not go to an art exhibition opening, and instead dressed up to go to the grocery store to buy a bottle of wine, water crackers and cheese.