Everything I've Done Today

  1. Drink all the coffee in the house
  2. Read one whole book, beginning to end.
  3. Eat a bunch of my mom's baked potatoes
  4. Eat lots of Cheez-its and Sour Patch Kids
  5. When my parent came home from being out and doing adult things all day, they said to my brother and me, "Have you two even moved from the couch since I left this morning?" And we said, "Yeeeesssss, gawd!"
  6. It's like I'm 16 again.