Everything I've Done Today
- •Drink all the coffee in the house
- •Read one whole book, beginning to end.
- •Eat a bunch of my mom's baked potatoes
- •Eat lots of Cheez-its and Sour Patch Kids
- •When my parent came home from being out and doing adult things all day, they said to my brother and me, "Have you two even moved from the couch since I left this morning?" And we said, "Yeeeesssss, gawd!"
- •It's like I'm 16 again.