How to battle menstrual cramps

  1. Go to work. Things don't seem so bad right now.
  2. Leave work. Go home because everyone is getting on all your nerves. & you're tired & it feels like your uterus is trying to set your insides on fire.
  3. Conduct two meetings from home in your sweats.
  4. Wash down some ibuprofen with some beer.
  5. Watch an hour and a half of Cook's Country
  6. Take a nap.
  7. The end.