How to battle menstrual cramps
- •Go to work. Things don't seem so bad right now.
- •Leave work. Go home because everyone is getting on all your nerves. & you're tired & it feels like your uterus is trying to set your insides on fire.
- •Conduct two meetings from home in your sweats.
- •Wash down some ibuprofen with some beer.
- •Watch an hour and a half of Cook's Country
- •Take a nap.
- •The end.