I'm Waiting in the Parking Lot for My Dad to Finish Up at the Bank
- •There is this older woman also waiting in a car next to me.
- •The front half of her hair is dyed blue.
- •She's wearing sparkly blue and silver hoop earrings.
- •She's also wearing a fur vest straight out of the '70s.
- •And she's vaping.
- •And she's also tweezing her chin hairs.
- •Please be my friend.