1. There is this older woman also waiting in a car next to me.
  2. The front half of her hair is dyed blue.
  3. She's wearing sparkly blue and silver hoop earrings.
  4. She's also wearing a fur vest straight out of the '70s.
  5. And she's vaping.
  6. And she's also tweezing her chin hairs.
  7. Please be my friend.