It's Too Early for a Pet Peeve List

But I'm going to do it anyway.
  1. I'm going to a speed networking event this morning that starts at 9am and goes until noon
  2. and they will have "tea, juice, water, and other small breakfast items."
  3. Does it sound like coffee is anywhere on that list?
  4. Y'all. How are you going to have a 3 hour event that starts at 9am and provide everything BUT coffee?!?!?!?!