Overreactions Currently Happening in My House
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- •How it started: "Mom's chili is the best chili ever. So is her spaghetti sauce."
- •Mom says, "[insert name of shitty friend here] says it's too sweet."
- •Me: "Well, she can go to hell."
- •Dad : "IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEN'T MADE IT IN YEARS? I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT SHE THINKS. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE'VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF YOUR CHILI AND SPAGHETTI SAUCE FOR YEARS AND YEARS BECAUSE [name redacted] DOESN'T LIKE IT?"
- •Mom: "No..."
- •Dad: "SHE DOESNT EVEN LIVE IN THE BLOODY STATE. THAT MAKES ME SO MAD. IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO KICK [name redacted] IN THE BUTT."
- •Mom: "You want spaghetti and meatballs for dinner tonight?"