Overreactions Currently Happening in My House

@grayt can verify this exchange.
  1. How it started: "Mom's chili is the best chili ever. So is her spaghetti sauce."
  2. Mom says, "[insert name of shitty friend here] says it's too sweet."
  3. Me: "Well, she can go to hell."
  4. Dad : "IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEN'T MADE IT IN YEARS? I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT SHE THINKS. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE'VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF YOUR CHILI AND SPAGHETTI SAUCE FOR YEARS AND YEARS BECAUSE [name redacted] DOESN'T LIKE IT?"
  5. Mom: "No..."
  6. Dad: "SHE DOESNT EVEN LIVE IN THE BLOODY STATE. THAT MAKES ME SO MAD. IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO KICK [name redacted] IN THE BUTT."
  7. Mom: "You want spaghetti and meatballs for dinner tonight?"