Things That Irritate the Hell Out of Me and Have No Effect on My Life Whatsoever

  1. people dressing inappropriately for cold weather
    Really, you're wearing shorts, keds and no jacket in December and it's about to go all Storm of the Century up in here? GO TO HELL.
  2. People who post constantly on social media about working out
    I get it, you're taking control of your life, you're feeling amazing about yourself, you want to tell everyone on social media about it all the time and motivate everyone else to take control of their lives and feel great too. Totally get it. You also are not doing what you think you're doing with all those posts. Guarantee it.