Today's TFWs

  1. tfw you're checking on the sweet potatoes that you're roasting and you drop your oven mitt INTO the oven somehow. Like IN the oven. Like you might have to leave it there and let it burn, it's so IN there.
  2. tfw you're drinking a beer and watching a movie at a friend's house, and it's really hot, and your friend doesn't turn on the AC or open the windows, and you're sweating, and goddammit, you're wearing jeans, and all you want to do is take off your pants, but you can't because you're not *that* kind of friends with this person.
  3. tfw you can't take your pants off and that's the only thing you can think about