What My FiancÉ Did When I Asked Him How the Skin Under My Eyes Looked

I used some fancy "soothing" under eye patches. When I took them off, I asked him, "How do my undereyes look?!"
  1. Looked at my face a little nervously.
  2. Looked real hard at the skin under my eyes.
  3. Continued to look real hard.
    I could see vague panic begin here. He knew too much time had passed for him to say anything other than what he said next.
  4. "Woooooooooow....!!!!?????"