Better Than Sex:

Because I'm just a tired, SAH mom
  1. When you discover half a Twix bar in your diaper bag and both you + toddler are cranky + hungry AF
  2. When you find money in your apron. And it's enough to order takeout.
  3. When you finish peeling two pounds of lychees. And then Netflix and chill.
  4. When you thought your kid had homework but he doesn't, really
  5. When both kids are asleep. AT THE SAME TIME!!