THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WERE A GHOST 👻
It's officially autumn where I am which means it's basically Halloween and I'm addicted to ghost shows on TV.
- •Pull the blankets over your head when you sleepI have a habit of burrowing under the blankets when I sleep because I was terrified of vampires coming into my room and biting my neck when I was younger. So I'll probably make sure you're well protected.
- •Find out which song you hate and play it whenever I can.Just for kicks and giggles.
- •Clean your house if it's messy.Some people say they have ghosts that just make a mess of everything. I'll be the opposite. YOU'RE WELCOME.
- •Change the channel to what I would want to watchIf you did an EVP recording session you'd probably hear me criticizing your taste in television too.
- •Open all of your windows during the winter.I love sleeping with the window open during the winter because I pile on my blankets and get to properly burrow when I sleep so I'm doing the same thing in death.
- •Play Disney songs at all hours.I'm making your life better, I'm the most selfless ghost to hypothetically exist.
- •Play with your pets, if you have anyI just love animals? Let me pet your dog. I'll be gentle and loving.
- •Me, basically.