Why I Can't Watch Seinfeld

TV's funniest show? Maybe.
  1. I hated this show growing up because my parents would always watch it when I wanted to watch my shows. So annoying.
  2. Even if there was something genuinely funny I refused to laugh because that would mean they'd won.
  3. Seinfeld could very well be the funniest show of all time but you'll never hear those words coming out of my mouth.
  4. Even if it played a crucial part in my development: "bastard" was my first swear word thanks to the hot tub episode.
  5. Long story short, I've spent too much time hating this show to go start enjoying it now. Pride is a crazy thing.