I've slept alone for so long now, and become such a creature of habit. I don't think any sane man would put up with these things!
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    I have approximately 37 pillows on my bed - and yes, one of them is a body pillow πŸ›Œ
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    I wear Breathe Right nasal strips πŸ‘ƒπŸ»all winter long.
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    I use Vicks Vapo Rub every night
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    And throat spray
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    I diffuse a lavender blend
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    And spray lavender on my pillow πŸ’€
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    I diffuse a lavender Oil blend
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    I sleep with the TV on πŸ“Ί
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    I steal blankets
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    4 AM weekend wake ups for work ⏰
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    I can't sleep with the flat sheet, I get tangled. This is non-negotiable
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    Sometimes I sleep with an eye mask
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    Did I work out today? Then I most likely smell like Deep Blue rub, or Bio-Freeze 🚴🏻
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    I'm an insomniac