The word 'oops' is not a good thing if . . . .

  1. You are having surgery
  2. You are getting a tattoo
  3. If you are getting a haircut
  4. If you were certain your pregnancy test would be negative
  5. Your body suddenly makes weird noises during a funeral wake
  6. You're the best man at your friend's wedding and you accidentally toast him and his ex-girlfriend during your reception speech.