SATURDAY 5-21-2016

TRY AND CONTAIN YOURSELF EVEN THOUGH I TYPED IN ALL CAPS!
  1. I GOT PAID!
  2. I DID LAUNDRY!
  3. IT RAINED HERE!
  4. I WASHED, DRIED AND FOLDED LAUNDRY!
    Does that count as 3?
  5. I WENT TO WALMART.
  6. I FUCKING VACUUMED LIKE A DOMESTIC GODDESS.
  7. COOKED A PORK LOIN.
  8. I will make someone a good wife one day according to this list.