1. 'Are you putting makeup on so your friends don't have to see the spots (freckles) on your face?'
  2. 'No, why?'
  3. 'That's what mummy says.'
  4. 'No, I just like to wear it. Lots of girls do. But some boys do too. If you want to wear makeup, you can.'
    Realised half way through I wasn't being gender neutral and tried to fix it.
  5. '...oh. But you have freckles on your arms too. Why don't you put makeup on there too?'
    He kind of has a good point.
  6. Then he made me put my 'special face cream' on him too.