Favorite Sentences This Week

My fave lil tid bits from the internet
  1. "A cat from hell has terrified a family so much that they only feel safe in their pool"
  2. "Ariana Grande shares PDA with backup dancer while going on a donut licking spree and declaring she hates America"
  3. "Alexandra had her dog, Slate, walk her down the aisle"
  4. "People In Toronto Created A Memorial To A Dead Raccoon After The City Forgot To Pick It Up"