1. Happened in 8th grade
  2. Took place on top of an air hockey table
  3. And tasted like cool ranch Doritos
  4. It was awkward and weird
    (as most first kisses tend to be)
  5. ✨Setting the scene✨
  6. We were at a weekend house "party" that started at like 4:00
    It was a parent chaperoned party in a huge basement. No drugs or alcohol. Just Mountain Dew and Doritos baby! 💃🏼
  7. The parents hired a local radio station DJ so there was lots of terrible dancing as well.
    (This was the dirty dancing my parents had warned me about! 😱💃🏼😱)
  8. I was at the party with my first "boyfriend"
    Aka our parents dropped us off at the mall and we walked around holding hands a few times
  9. We were sitting on top of an air hockey table cuddling and talking
    We were in love. I even wrote it in my AIM profile in hot pink comic sans.
  10. Some girl came up to us and dared us to kiss.
  11. So without hesitating he just started kissing me
  12. It was very sloppy and unpleasant
  13. Because I'm pretty sure it was his first kiss too
  14. Prior to kissing he had been eating cool ranch Doritos
  15. So it tasted a lot like that.
    Which is a great firsthand taste, but not a great secondhand taste.
  16. The quick make out session (if you could even call it that) seemed to appease the crowd and they moved on.
  17. Then we all went swimming??
  18. Idk, it was all pretty weird
  19. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯