My First Kiss 👄

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    Happened in 8th grade
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    Took place on top of an air hockey table
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    And tasted like cool ranch Doritos
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    It was awkward and weird
    (as most first kisses tend to be)
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    ✨Setting the scene✨
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    We were at a weekend house "party" that started at like 4:00
    It was a parent chaperoned party in a huge basement. No drugs or alcohol. Just Mountain Dew and Doritos baby! 💃🏼
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    The parents hired a local radio station DJ so there was lots of terrible dancing as well.
    (This was the dirty dancing my parents had warned me about! 😱💃🏼😱)
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    I was at the party with my first "boyfriend"
    Aka our parents dropped us off at the mall and we walked around holding hands a few times
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    We were sitting on top of an air hockey table cuddling and talking
    We were in love. I even wrote it in my AIM profile in hot pink comic sans.
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    Some girl came up to us and dared us to kiss.
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    So without hesitating he just started kissing me
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    It was very sloppy and unpleasant
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    Because I'm pretty sure it was his first kiss too
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    Prior to kissing he had been eating cool ranch Doritos
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    So it tasted a lot like that.
    Which is a great firsthand taste, but not a great secondhand taste.
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    The quick make out session (if you could even call it that) seemed to appease the crowd and they moved on.
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    Then we all went swimming??
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    Idk, it was all pretty weird
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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯