Sophisticated Rap Opinions
- •Judy Blume's new novel should be about Drake. Nobody feels things as hard as Drake!
- •To be fair, Kanye had his jaw wired shut, so he's making up for lost talking time.
- •If we're all being honest, Macklemore's coat is a Sandals for bedbugs.
- •What is the ETA on Space Jam 2 starring Lil Wayne and Marvin the Martian? Wait, they haven't even thought of it yet?
- •I do worry about 50 Cent, all alone in his Connecticut Versailles.
- •Every night, the earth angel that is Kid Cudi sings a lullaby that all the world's children can hear, but adults can't (much like the bell from the Polar Express).
- •Wiz Khalifa is a modern day Mr. Darcy. (See "Promises")