Times I Have Felt Too Hard About Television

  1. It makes me uneasy when The Tonight Show isn't new. It's my Mercury in retrograde
  2. When Kristen Wiig danced with all the boys and then Lorne on her final SNL I cried for hours and kept saying that it was what life is all about
  3. I talk about the days of NBC's Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, 30 Rock lineup as fondly as if it was college, and to be fair both eras involved a lot of joyous pizza ordering
  4. Sometimes I think about when, in the second to last episode of Sex and the City, Carrie said to the rest of the girls "I had a thought today. What if I... had never met you?" and it feels like a thumb is pressing on my heart
  5. I loved Laguna Beach with zero irony and I can picture Lo Bosworth heading to graduation with a clarity and pride I hope to one day apply to my own child
  6. I will never forgive Josh Charles
  7. I spend a lot of time imagining ways to befriend a Smollett