Ways Diane Keaton Personally Misled Me About Grownup Life
These are not direct quotes but they may as well be.
- •"When you move to New York, bring some plants to decorate the spacious personal balcony that comes standard with every apartment."
- •"You can make curly hair and straight bangs work. It's barely any maintenance."
- •"Yes, having it all is a struggle but of course you and the baby will still look chic every day."I am going through this now and unfortunately my everyday look is more "Marvin's Room Keaton." :(
- •"If you want a robust family energy you really need to have four kids. Don't worry, you'll still be able to afford an average home."
- •"By the way, this is an average home."
- •"When you're older, you will put on something like this and smoke a cigar and look like a highly attractive badass."I would look like a fat little Italian boy on his baptism day.
- •You can get unexpectedly pregnant at ~40+ yrs old and still look consistently adorableSuggested by @hate_my_selfie