What We Know About Jack and Diane

  1. Jack is good at football and may go pro
  2. Diane lost her virginity in Jack's car
  3. Neither one knows how to eat a chili dog correctly
  4. Neither one is particularly respectful of the tastee freeze's family clientele
  5. Jack's idea of an overture is telling someone to "dribble" off her pants
  6. Jack may have dandruff he's passing off as a James Dean impression
  7. Diane is unimpressed by the city
  8. Diane probably has some thoughts on the near constant requests to dribble off her pants, but the Cougs went in a different direction
  9. They're doing the best they can