As opposed to in the late 90s, when I was great at filling out all the sample questionnaires in the Real World keepsake books.
  1. People on the real world now quote people from jersey shore
  2. It seems like you need to have some level of good natured tolerance for physical violence
  3. I'd be too aware of not being able to compete with the holy trinity that is Hawaii/Seattle/Vegas 1
  4. I don't have a slouchy hat for recovering from hangovers
  5. Living with a bunch of erratic people in an open air two story structure would give me an ulcer
  6. I recently learned they use the same couch every season
  7. There's a big emphasis on pranks that are not very good
  8. I'm too old, technically and realistically
  9. All the Subway sandwiches