THINGS I'VE DONE INSTEAD OF WRITING A PAPER THAT WAS DUE 3 DAYS AGO

  1. Watched 68 billion episodes of Grey's Anatomy
  2. Listened to Troye Sivan's new song on repeat for 2 hours
  3. Went to Walmart to buy shitty infomercial products from the clearance isle
  4. Slept
  5. Read a bunch of lists
  6. Sat in my roommate's room while she watched Friends
  7. Went to a double-feature
  8. Went to a concert in a city that is 3.5 hours away from my home