NEVER HAVE I EVER...

  1. Seen the movie Titanic from start to finish
  2. Been to Asia, South America or Australia - working on these eventually
  3. Owned a dog - but I love them
  4. Watched any episodes of The Wire - but I intend to since basically everyone says it's amazing. #winterTVgoals
  5. Not watched The Goonies if I come across it on TV...it's a channel stopper 100% of the time.
  6. Gone to a movie theater by myself. Or eaten dinner by myself at a restaurant with waiter service. There's a theme here...
  7. Not been afraid of bugs. I don't care how "harmless" they are, they are creepy and I don't want to be friends with them.
  8. Been to sleep away camp. #childhoodregrets
  9. Been excited to go back to work on a Monday morning. Mondays are just brutal no matter how much you love what you do!
  10. Accomplished the feat of finishing every article I want to read in my @nymag before the next one arrives! My apartment is full of NY Mag's with one more article I want to read that I haven't gotten to yet. Sigh 😔
  11. Questioned the validity of an expiration date on food in the fridge. I can't help it, my mom is a good safety expert. 😷