THINGS THAT TEST MY PATIENCE

And make me go (temporarily) insane.
  1. Telephone prompts
    Okay okay I entered 5, then 3, then 1, then my DOB, now I have to press another button?!?! Fucking FORGET IT if I have to call back and start over. 😤
  2. Automatic hand dryers
    I never end up with totally dry hands. Yeah yeah, rub them together, blah blah blah...I just can't be bothered with this weakass semi-warm forced air! Give me an effing towel!!! (ONE exception: those fancy Dyson ones 😍)
  3. Hot drinks/food
    Putting piping hot stuff in your mouth = a burnt mouth. Always. I KNOW THIS. But 99% of the time, my brain is like "Whatevs, Meg! Go for it!!!" 😖
  4. Commercials
    Can't even watch normal TV anymore. How do people still put up with this? And those ads before videos online? How can something that only lasts 30 seconds be so infuriating??? 😠
  5. Grocery store lines
    Other lines don't bother me as much. But something about this specific process makes me want to throw a straight up tantrum. UNLOAD YOUR CART SLOWER, LADY. PLEASE.
  6. Slow drivers
    OMFG gooooooooooo
  7. Slow walkers
    OMFG gooooooooooooooooo
  8. Computers freezing
    NoooOoOoo ugggghhhhh don't do this to meeeee! 😩 🖥🔨