THINGS THAT TEST MY PATIENCE
And make me go (temporarily) insane.
- •Telephone promptsOkay okay I entered 5, then 3, then 1, then my DOB, now I have to press another button?!?! Fucking FORGET IT if I have to call back and start over. 😤
- •Automatic hand dryersI never end up with totally dry hands. Yeah yeah, rub them together, blah blah blah...I just can't be bothered with this weakass semi-warm forced air! Give me an effing towel!!! (ONE exception: those fancy Dyson ones 😍)
- •Hot drinks/foodPutting piping hot stuff in your mouth = a burnt mouth. Always. I KNOW THIS. But 99% of the time, my brain is like "Whatevs, Meg! Go for it!!!" 😖
- •CommercialsCan't even watch normal TV anymore. How do people still put up with this? And those ads before videos online? How can something that only lasts 30 seconds be so infuriating??? 😠
- •Grocery store linesOther lines don't bother me as much. But something about this specific process makes me want to throw a straight up tantrum. UNLOAD YOUR CART SLOWER, LADY. PLEASE.
- •Slow driversOMFG gooooooooooo
- •Slow walkersOMFG gooooooooooooooooo
- •Computers freezingNoooOoOoo ugggghhhhh don't do this to meeeee! 😩 🖥🔨