THINGS I'VE WOKEN UP WITH BEING UNMARRIED & W/O KIDS IN MY 30S
- •I think we all know what was poking me in the ass....Because I still get to have sex.
- •A bed filled with an 88 lb mastiff, a 230lb Russian, only my bra on, an alarming amount of buttons spread on the floor, with a wine glass clutched in my hand.
- •A fridge full of cheese and half mixed shakers of, I think, an aperol spritz.
- •Whiskey breath.
- •Photos on my camera of people I do not know but apparently really liked.
- •Doing the stride of pride with my boyfriend on a family vacation.
- •The ability to still brunch.