WHY I THINK AN 80 YEAR OLD GRANDMA MIGHT BE LIVING INSIDE ME

  1. My affection for cardigans, in any weather, no matter if they're in fashion or not
  2. My affection for really bad , bright red rosé
  3. I don't trust anyone who doesn't own at least one basket
  4. I think that Mentholatum can cure anything. Even toe fungus.
  5. I own stock in companies that make rosewater
  6. My affection for cheese balls
  7. I'm appreciate the utility of Japanese made cars.
  8. My unabated lust for coffee cake.
  9. Two words: lemon pledge.