HALLOWEEN COSTUMES IT PROBABLY SUCKED TO WAKE UP HUNGOVER IN

  1. A zombie
    Is that your pillow or a crime scene?
  2. Any of those full body suits from Halloween stores
  3. Sexy Donald Trump
    Wig? Itchy. Dignity? Missing.
  4. A political mask
  5. Miley Cyrus
    You, your bed, and everything you love are all covered in glitter and goop
  6. A couples costume but you didn't end the night with the other half of the couple
  7. Anything offensive
    You woke up alone with 10 missed calls from your morally sound friends and family.
  8. Costumes it rocked to wake up in: a ghost