HALLOWEEN COSTUMES IT PROBABLY SUCKED TO WAKE UP HUNGOVER IN
- •A zombieIs that your pillow or a crime scene?
- •Any of those full body suits from Halloween stores
- •Sexy Donald TrumpWig? Itchy. Dignity? Missing.
- •A political mask
- •Miley CyrusYou, your bed, and everything you love are all covered in glitter and goop
- •A couples costume but you didn't end the night with the other half of the couple
- •Anything offensiveYou woke up alone with 10 missed calls from your morally sound friends and family.
- •Costumes it rocked to wake up in: a ghost