ITEMS MY ROOMMATE HAS IN THE FRIDGE, EACH IN THEIR OWN SEPARATE, LARGE TUPPERWARE CONTAINER

A list driven by passive aggression
  1. 2/3 of a peeled orange
    You really couldn't have eaten that in one sitting? That one orange was just too much? Ok boo, ok
  2. 1/2 of a grapefruit
  3. 1/3 block of tofu
    She also made sure it was still in the tofu juice. It's been there 2+ weeks
  4. Grated cheese
  5. Approximately 1/2 of a kids' serving of Mac and cheese
    Converted to another unit: 4 bites
  6. 5 bite-sized blocks of cooked tofu
  7. 4 grains of rice, tops
    Now I'm getting hyperbolic but w/e
  8. Rotten mushrooms