TOM HAVERFORD'S FOOD NICKNAMES, RANKED BY HOW MUCH I WANT TO USE THEM IN A CONVERSATION

  1. 1.
    Bean blankies
    Tortillas
  2. 2.
    Long ass rice
    Noodles
  3. 3.
    Pre-birds
    Eggs
  4. 4.
    Tre tres
    Entrees
  5. 5.
    Sandoozles
    Sandwiches
  6. 6.
    Big ol' cookies
    Cakes
  7. 7.
    Food rakes
    Forks
  8. 8.
    Fry fry chicky chick
    Fried chicken
  9. 9.
    Chicky chicky parm parm
    Chicken parm
  10. 10.
    Future birds
    Eggs
  11. 11.
    Super water
    Root beer
  12. 12.
    Adam Sandlers
    Sandwiches
  13. 13.
    'Serts
    Desserts
  14. 14.
    Apps
    Appetizers
  15. 15.
    Sannies
    Sandwiches