I generally can't stand/quiver at the thought of ever having to do these jobs. No offence intended but know this; your career is my worst nightmare.
  1. Real estate agents
    Years of renting. Nuf said.
  2. Personal trainers
    As someone who hates exercise this one is a no brainer. I also find them pretty passive aggressive.
  3. Health food cashiers
    Your job is to validate someone's healthy food choice. If I had to talk about activating nuts all day I would cry into the non-activated nuts, therefore activating them overnight.
  4. Professional banana taste tester
    I would die first.