Times I refused a "fuck you"

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  1. That time I entered my brother and I into a Cap'n Crunch contest to better my odds and he won a hundred dollars and told me it was all his.
    Kid was five, but still. My mom was like c'mon pal let her buy a CD, & that is how I acquired "...Baby One More Time" by the one and only Britney Spears
  2. That time I interviewed for a job and the interviewer said "we could really use you somewhere else" & then I interviewed for that position and then they told me it was an unpaid internship
  3. That time my "Aaron's Party" CD got stolen by a friend.
    It's okay, I got it back & it has been back in my possession for 13 years