THINGS THAT SHOULD BE IN THE NEXT STAR WARS MOVIE BUT WON'T BECAUSE GOD IS DEAD

  1. I hate sand
  2. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
  3. Purple lightsabers
  4. Jar Jar Bink's tragic backstory
  5. Saxophones
  6. The cast of Hamilton
  7. A solution to the current refugee crisis
  8. Chewie's family from the Holiday Special
  9. Ur mum
  10. Seriously they better mention I don't like sand or I will shit bricks