Blockers for which I would pay lots of money
- •On social media: one that doesn't just mute or block a username, but by actual person or themeI.e. No more engagement or pregnancy photos. No photos with #gains. No photos of dead animals. Zero mentions of that celebrity who wrecks your head. Works in literally any and all platforms/apps. (Yes, I know it's a little Black Mirror.)
- •On my phone: one that blocks any updates to logos of apps, unless I opt inThe Instagram change has done me in.
- •At shows: one that stops me from hearing people next to me sing along to everything, especially when it's slightly flat and just ahead of the beatInspired by literally right the fuck now OH MY GOD STOP IT