1. On social media: one that doesn't just mute or block a username, but by actual person or theme
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    I.e. No more engagement or pregnancy photos. No photos with #gains. No photos of dead animals. Zero mentions of that celebrity who wrecks your head. Works in literally any and all platforms/apps. (Yes, I know it's a little Black Mirror.)
  2. On my phone: one that blocks any updates to logos of apps, unless I opt in
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    The Instagram change has done me in.
  3. At shows: one that stops me from hearing people next to me sing along to everything, especially when it's slightly flat and just ahead of the beat
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    Inspired by literally right the fuck now OH MY GOD STOP IT