EXISTENTIAL CRISES I HAD AT AGE 3 THAT I'M STILL HAVING
As reported by my parents. I don't remember any of this.
- •"Mom, where was I before I was born?"Mom: "Well, you were in my belly, sweetheart." Me: "No, before that. Where was I?" Mom: "Uh...well, you weren't anywhere, honey." Me: "BUT WHERE WAS I?!" I don't know how this conversation ended. In my head it's kind of never ended.
- •"Dad, how can there be starving people in Africa? HOW?! IT'S NOT RIGHT!"
- •Mom: "Honey, your shoes are on the wrong feet." Me: "But these are the only feet I have!"This is it. This is the only body I'll ever have.