EXISTENTIAL CRISES I HAD AT AGE 3 THAT I'M STILL HAVING

As reported by my parents. I don't remember any of this.
  1. "Mom, where was I before I was born?"
    Mom: "Well, you were in my belly, sweetheart." Me: "No, before that. Where was I?" Mom: "Uh...well, you weren't anywhere, honey." Me: "BUT WHERE WAS I?!" I don't know how this conversation ended. In my head it's kind of never ended.
  2. "Dad, how can there be starving people in Africa? HOW?! IT'S NOT RIGHT!"
  3. Mom: "Honey, your shoes are on the wrong feet." Me: "But these are the only feet I have!"
    This is it. This is the only body I'll ever have.