LIES MY BROTHER TOLD ME

my brother is 6 years older than me and we are actually very close, but he was still an older brother
  1. i was adopted from china
  2. i was a robot that he created and the only reason i had memories of early childhood was because he programmed them into me
  3. i was neither his sister or his brother, but rather his "daster," a made up title for a sibling