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Showercap = Darty. Darty = Day Party. Day Party = Trouble
  1. Overheard a boy behind me say "dude, let's grab that bitch."
  2. Witnessed someone do coke in broad daylight
  3. Made slanderous remarks about Ted Cruz probably being a mediocre lover
  4. Witnessed too much public urination
  1. Chocolate dipped ice cream cone
  2. Cheeseburger
  3. Prime Rib
  4. The bread from Cane's
Are you entertained?
  1. Work
  2. Homework
  3. Eat a little
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I ran a half marathon a few weeks ago and it was the hardest thing I've ever done. I was wildly unprepared for it and my youth was the only thing that helped me survive.
  1. Train. Like actually train.
    I started off training really well and was getting to a really good point in my workouts when I fell ill. So I stopped training until I got better but then I never got better.
  2. Hydrate.
    I was also doing very well with this one but that was mainly because I was sick and super dehydrated.
  3. Don't run if you have any trace of bronchitis or other respiratory illness.
    I had already paid to run so seeing my investment through was more important to me than my own health.
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  2. 2.
    Hey Angel
  3. 3.
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In order of frequency:
  1. To work on assignments for other classes
  2. When I'm a little late to class but the door is locked so instead of making a spectacle I just walk away
  3. If I know I'm going to be super late so I don't even try
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Here are the last shows and films I watched on Netflix in the order Netflix placed them
  1. Master of None
  2. American Horror Story
    Season 2
  3. The League
    Season 6
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  1. Croatia
  2. Australia
  3. New Zealand
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  1. I only drink coffee socially.
  2. I listen to Fetty Wap in my Honda
  3. I have a really bad habit of touching people's arms when I talk to them
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  1. One Direction (always)
  2. Scream Queens
  3. Goldendoodles