HOW HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SPARKED MY SEXUAL AWAKENING

I was in the 6th grade when HSM premiered. I missed the first showing because I was at a middle school dance (that dance was bumpin' and I rocked the hell out of a jean skirt). Overall, it was truly transformative.
  1. Zac Efron's hair
  2. Zac Efron's biceps in his wildcat uniform
  3. Zac Efron's baby blues
  4. The entire Breaking Free performance
  5. The fact that Zeke's hobby is baking
  6. Weirdly, the skateboarder who secretly plays the cello
  7. Zac Efron's voice
    Ok so it was actually Drew Seeley's voice but it took years for me to find that out
  8. Zac Efron's angst
  9. Zac Efron problem solving in high stress situations
    aka having the bball championship, decathlon, AND call back all at the same GD time
  10. Zac Efron's hot dad