WAYS I'M PREPARING FOR POST GRAD LIFE

I graduate in May and am already trying to figure out what I should do with the rest of my life...sort of
  1. Thinking about going to the career center
  2. Planning to go to the career center and then backing out because shit's too real
  3. Googling nonsense
  4. Trying to figure out what I even want to do
  5. Complaining a lot
  6. Tearing up but then realizing I'm an adult and crying is useless
  7. Laying in bed and staring at the ceiling for hours at a time
  8. Trying not to think about it
  9. Thinking about all the cool stuff I can do when unemployed
  10. Realizing cool stuff costs money
  11. Worrying a lot
  12. Thanking God I don't have to go to grad school
  13. Figuring out how long I should deal with unemployment before applying to grad schools anyway just so I have something to do
  14. Convincing my parents they didn't waste money on my college education
  15. Drinking a lot of red wine