1. "Mom, when you die I'm really going to miss your smile."
  2. After learning of our dog dying and seeing me cry "you really have to stop crying and get over it. You'll forget about her in a week"
  3. Five minutes later: "so can our next dog be a German Shepard?"
  4. "If tonight's dance class is a finale rehearsal, I'm going to punch someone in the face"
    We are all collectively over dance at this point
  5. After my husband told her Oreos are made in Mexico...