5 THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE ME VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP

  1. 1.
    Banning cream cheese in sushi
  2. 2.
    Stricter rules about the walking and standing side of the escalator
  3. 3.
    Free tacos
  4. 4.
    A broadway showing of Just In Time starring Justin Timberlake
  5. 5.
    Free tacos