I just couldn't figure it out. He couldn't either.
  1. Clothes Tupperware
  2. No, like, *clapping hand gesture*
  3. It zips
  4. I'm moving, you know, I need things to be flatter kind of?
  5. With the suction thing!
  6. For a vacuum!
  7. Holds like 20 winter coats on that commercial
  8. Like a sandwich bag for clothes
    This was my brain's most helpful description for the entire conversation. I still think it kind of makes sense.
  10. Ziplock?
  11. YES, those! Oh my god thank you you're a lifesaver do you have any coupons?????