THINGS THAT ARE AWKWARD WHEN LIVING WITH YOUR EX
The good news is I move out in 2 weeks.
- •FWB is inevitable. All the fun of sex without the feelings!*Except the feelings are still there for 1/2 of the FWB pair, in the wide gap between our mouths while there are no gaps between our pelvises.
- •Netflix nights become either awkward Netflix & "Accidental Chill" or awkward Netflix and 4 ft of silent couch space.
- •When your ex takes a weeklong trip to visit another girl.To be fair, the perk of this was being able to be pantsless all day with no one in the house.
- •Still paying for both of our food???Why
- •Seeing a movie in a theater and pretending it's not exactly like date night.
- •Texting other people while in the same room.
- •Texting other people, competitively, while in the same room.
- •Literally everything is awkward.