Also known as "Who is Tom Ryan?"
  1. Open e-mail
  2. Read, digest, blink, blink and keep blinking
  3. Sigh a bunch of times--very deep, very dramatic
    Especially because they accepted me into the program that I did not apply for. It's like they are saying, "good try, here's your consolation prize !!!
  4. Close e-mail and drive brother to work, say nothing on the way there
  5. Happily drive home because you're in denial
    And it feels like spring so that's nice 🌻🌺🌿🌼
  6. Send mom a quick, pissed off text
  7. Re-read e-mail just to make sure
  8. See that the recipient line says: Tom Ryan...I'm NOT Tom Ryan !!
    So I call the school and leave a message just in case
  9. Mom calls, I hear her voice, I cry
    😭😭😭
  10. "Mom, I'm not Tom Ryan !!!!!"
  11. She assures me it could be a mistake and to give it time
    She's cool calm and collected like that
  12. I eat my cereal and think about Tom Ryan. I feel bad for him--maybe he is rejected and I'm not ??
  13. I use the magic of the internet to find Tom Ryan
  14. I really was rejected.
  15. Clearly I was BCC'd on the e-mail...
    Giphy
  16. Tom works for the school I applied to...
    He is the site director for the School of Health Sciences...well shit.
  17. Le sigh.
  18. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭