WHY TODAY WAS THE WORST

  1. Monday. School. Need coffee !
  2. I check my bank account--only has $5, just enough !! ☕️
  3. Waltz into school feeling indestructible. Obviously.
  4. There's a test today so everyone is cramming in the hallway...
  5. I decide to just get to my seat before my professor shows up, with my liquid gold in front of me...
    I have to mention that my class is in a lab, and food and drink are not allowed 🚫🚫
  6. 5 minutes later he waltzes in, clearly with his coffee radar turned on to 💯, and has the nerve to tell me to get rid of it !!
  7. I honestly contemplated fighting back...
  8. But instead I just walked to the door and set it on the table outside...
  9. Sulked the whole way back to my seat...
  10. And for the next 4 hours I had a wonderful headache AND had to take a test !!
  11. HAPPY MONDAY !!!!