Things I Will Never Do

Inspired by @lexi_elyse
  1. Spend more than $25 on an article of clothing
  2. Fully appreciate football 🏈
    I try, I do
  3. Completely accept death and mortality
  4. Tell my kids that Santa isn't real 🎅🏻
    I'll leave that to their dad
  5. Make a perfect pie crust by hand
  6. Speak at full volume on the first try
  7. Stop being hard on myself
  8. Buy a new phone, unless this one completely falls apart in my hands 📱
  9. Hate dogs
  10. Wake up before 9am and greet the day with a smile
  11. Let you be sad on your birthday 🎉