REASONS I AM THRILLED COLIN KAEPERNICK GOT BENCHED

  1. He's the worst
  2. That nose tho
  3. RESEMBLANCE
  4. Jim Harbaugh left and there's no reason to keep Kap
  5. He's worse than Tebow
  6. He's so annoying when he runs
  7. Seriously his legs are the length of my entire body
  8. His team is 2-6
  9. The fact that Harbaugh drafted him makes me hate him even more
  10. The Niners only beat the Vikings (which was a total fluke) and the Ravens
  11. His completion percentage is 59.3
  12. That's really bad
  13. His only redeeming qualities are his tattoos