WAYS MY MOTHER GUILTS ME INTO MARRIAGE

Let me preface this by saying I'm Indian. So my mother's accent is funnier than yours. #iwin
  1. "You only have so many baby making years. Do you want me to pay to have your eggs frozen? Just in case your man comes too late"
    F my life. She wasn't joking.
  2. Me: "I can have children without a husband" mom: "shut up and stir the dal"
  3. "Why are you doing this to me?" She screams.
    It's not about you Mother! Like I'm purposely kicking away the men of NY just to piss her off.
  4. "I don't understand why you don't just pick someone. You're too picky! So what if he smells like chicken all the time and doesn't wash his hair. You like chicken!"
  5. "Your dad and I are not going to be here forever. I'm going to be too old to take care of your children!"
  6. Publicly shaming me in a restaurant at a table with about twenty people. "No she's not getting married. She'd rather die alone."
    You're lucky I love you woman